Melody the phoenix daimon




















Mark has no job and holds a deep hatred for bipolar people. Why the hatred for bipolar people? Ah, you see, it's because he was abused as a child by his bipolar step dad. By abused, we mean his step daddy didn't give little Markie his way when he was a kid.

In Mark's mind, not getting what he wants when he wants it equates to being beaten, bullied, molested or neglected. This page will provide navigation for everything related to the lordly assfaces on deviantART who think that their crayola drawings will make them rich and famous. Plan on writing your own DA article? Don't forget to read over the guide first. Think of it as bondage plus food. Yes, furries ruin everything.

Feeders are fucking weirdos who want nothing more than to shove food down the gullet of a bloated hogbeast that smells like a thousand barns of rotting beef. Most often these are seen as the fat furry equivalent of a "dom".

Feedees are the sick weirdos totally into being force-fed day and night until they can be confused for Jabba the Hutt. They want to be totally helpless balls of fat unable to even wpie their own asses, as apparently sickly fat cows with diabeetus , foul odor and a host of medical problems caused by being a fat fuck are hot.

Food objects There's even people who want to be eaten by fat fucks as an " ultimate act of love "! These will often play "edible" furries like a jello rabbit or something. Overlaps heavily with Vore. In no other fandom besides furry could you find a fetish that combines all the fun of cannibalism, medical problems, furry , bondage and sickerfuckery with a massive splash of gay on top!

Instead of someone stuffing their gullets until their fat blocks the sun, these lazy bastards skip the months of intensive eating and slowly creeping health problems for something fast, easy and extremely stupid! That's right boys and girls, they want to stick air pumps in themselves and blow themselves up like living balloons. Apparently these morons have never heard that sticking an air tube into your pooper and injecting your stomach and intestines with air is a bad idea that can cause all sorts of fun things like internal hemorrhaging, rupturing of internal organs, tearing and internal bleeding , and even death.

Wait a second We should be encouraging these people! Disregard everything we said, go ahead and stuff an air pump in your anus, wrap yourself in latex or something and have fun! Please for the love of god, do it faggot! Do it now! We need you to Go all-out for your fetish right nao! During an eat attack, this fugly draggin consumed all of Africa Krystal enjoyed her sandwich. Bitch finally got tired of the little attention she was getting, and finally ran away to furaffinity where she is adored by many for her MS Paint doodles of her fat murrsona, and seems to be gaining a following.

The bitch continues to make journals of the same nature today, and people buy into it without question. Anyone who questions her otherwise or gives critique on her pixel art shall be drowned in capslock profanity by her, and blocked. She is just that nice of a person. To this day, her fans remain oblivious of her selfish, bossy nature. That is until this article was put up. Several things make Melody qualify for being a blatant Mary Sue.

For one, she has the totally original concept of being part Phoenix. Meaning, her murrsona has half-assed tacked-on wings, breathes fire, and of course, is immortal. Also, accompanied with the godmodding, she claims her feathers are 'ultra valuable' and can heal any ailment. Of course, she is a total bitch and gives them to her friends instead of the millions of people dying of cancer and AIDS , lol.

Melody also has the ability to shape-shift, which allows for some terrible fandom rape. Melody's 'mega-invincible monster form' eating the Cloverfield monster.

Clover's mom isn't going to be too happy, you guys. When not drawing her pink monstrosity, Melody decides to make small children cry by drawing Captain Olimar from Pikmin as a morbidly obese Stitch alien, as well as Stitch and his cousins as fatasses.

Other pictures include ignored drawings of generic alien creatures. Ignored because they're not fat, and therefore unfappable. Here are some of the thought-provoking words that inspire Melody to keep raping our minds with these horrific images:.

Very good sequence. That movie scarred me until I got home from seeing that movie! Some furfag named TheRealEricFox took exception to this article with a now deleted journal entry '. In addition to the whole ordeal, here's some quotes.



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